cara say

The thoughts and actions of Cara Possemato.

shit!

i try to use adobe key commands in real life. make it stop!

heyyyy booty pop. it looks like these girls are wearing diapers. and what about when you take your pants of in front of a dude?! how do you solve that one? thank god i’m naturally blessed.

laurenashleystrenge:

derektrainwreck:

hahahahahhaa

do they make this shit for dudes?

my ass is FLAT.

ZOMG BOOTY POP! Why didn’t I know about this before?

eee so cute

lolcat:

Jabba the Pup

two of my favorite songs that make me feel better than anything else in the world. gahhhhh party and bullshit in the usa.

one of my favorite episodes

ericadagley:

unicornfandance: (via itsalwayssunny)

Sweet Dee FTW.

He doesn’t even know you’ve been googling him… not like that internet thing, but like google eyes!

my mom tam tam

What would you like to see?

hey my hearts at the end of my answer aren’t showing up. I didn’t meant to sound rude. anyway, the show is starring lauren and i, so what do you wanna see?

laurenashleystrenge:

@carafornia and I are going to do this. If we make a public access / internet show, what topics would you like us to discuss? What would you like to see? Hit us up.

basically i sent lauren a text saying this same thing 2 hours ago.

planettampon:

Her?

MINE IS SO MUCH BETTER

ps i’m a genius. this is the best idea ive ever had. i will be able to die after halloween because my life will be complete.

laurenashleystrenge:

michellemelon:

IT’S ON BITCHES!!!! Get ready for Halloween.

(via kanyegate)

@james_parker  this one is for you.

fuuuuuuuuuu
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uuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
for lauren
(via kanyegate)

fuuuuuuuuuu

uuuuuuu

uuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

for lauren

(via kanyegate)

what a terrifying photo of quintz

kanyegate:

by zacharyquintoseverydaylife

oh my god michelle, you can't just go around asking people why they don't know who lily allen is.

MICHELLE!!! didn’t i just tell you like two weeks ago who lily was and how we were destined to be best friends and you said that all you knew about her was that she was really trashy and did a lot of drugs.

michellemelon:

(via xoxob)

You know what Becca?  It’s not my fault you’re like in love with me or something.

This Is Ivy League Show!

everyone i know should go to this. or not be my friend anymore

laurenashleystrenge:

This Friday!

This Is Ivy League, Patrick Cleandenim, Joel Plaskett

Union Hall

702 Union St

Brooklyn, NY 11215

(718) 638-4400

unionhallny.com

It’s 21+ and doors are at 9:30

Will you come?

your hair is dumb and your girlfriend is nasty
(via kanyegate)

your hair is dumb and your girlfriend is nasty

(via kanyegate)

this one is even better though. i would say that i want my kids to play like this, but them shits is expensive. i even have my mom and sister smuggle those big ass boxes in from sam’s club. which is why i treat them like candy, and there are usually at least 7 tampons buggin out of their wrappers in the bottom of every bag i own. but these kids are awesome.
awkwarrrrrd

this one is even better though. i would say that i want my kids to play like this, but them shits is expensive. i even have my mom and sister smuggle those big ass boxes in from sam’s club. which is why i treat them like candy, and there are usually at least 7 tampons buggin out of their wrappers in the bottom of every bag i own. but these kids are awesome.

awkwarrrrrd

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